wayne keller

Saville Code = Wayne Keller

I'm a self-deprecating bad pun generator.

Howdy, my name is Wayne Keller and this is my interweb portal for pretentious posturing.

Among other things, I'm a lifelong bicycle community/ lifestyle soapbox stander, singin' the friendly, encouraging praises of two wheeled advocacy throughout community events & organizations. I have a deep-rooted urge to rescue unloved bicycles and like to participate in almost every variant of bicycle related activities. Currently I roam between being a consistent top finishing racer in cyclocross, to a skatepark loiterer stuck in the eighties (Uncle Rico), to being an adamant commuter on the most questionable bikes available. I always advocate creative (and sometimes destructive) solutions to everyday (non) issues that usually involves welders and reciprocating saws. For "cultural" contributions, I'm a sci-fi book nerd and vinyl record hoarder (Original, not re-issued mind you, New Order singles). Clearly, I'm also an accomplished humble bragger.

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My Latest Blatant Posturing & Degenerational Turpitude...

Disappearing duds, mudbutt and awkward hand moments…Club Ride Mountain Short & Johnson InnerWear long term review 

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The Club Ride Mountain Surf short, designed for serious competition. East Orlando Cross Fest Singlespeed Eliminator, Dec. ’17. Photo by Hector Santiago

Have you ever had something so good that you forgot about it? Something that simply disappears because it functions so incredibly well? Shorts seem simple enough, I can’t really remember a bad pair (well, maybe those ragged cutoffs when Pops  “hung out” at family BBQ’s that left no mystery).

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Kickin’ it slideways into the Patrick Cup International tricycle furious finale. 

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Doin’ it like a Bruce, and he still wins the round. The 2017 Patrick Cup International. A world renowned celebration of merriment, misbehavior and mayhem,  is kickin’ it slideways into the year end finale. The mostly tricycle oriented tests of skin vs. ground resistance have proven to be the highlight of the Florida Cyclocross Series. 

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Leveled Lumber Limbo at the Patrick Cup International, Florida CX Season Opener Trike Mayem 

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Special Patrick Preemptive Prose intro:

“We are Sea Monkeys and cycling proves it. As a bike wheel spins, it is rotating around an imaginary horizontal line that goes through its center, creating a force in the direction of its spin. If you try to change the horizontal axis by falling left or right, the spin translates that push into a turning motion.

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Orlando, Florida Airport Time Trial Race Series #3 with clear skies, cold beer and, oddly, a kickass BBQ recipe 

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August 15, 2017 marked the third race of the Orlando, Florida Airport Time Trial Race Series presented by Orlando Runners and Riders and plenty of positive barley vibes to imbibe from Orange County Brewers. For the previous race report, please see the original post here.

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“When all is ready, I throw this switch” dialing in Gevenalle CX cyclocross shifter system in the Florida Swamp Furnace 

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Our third stop (first stop here) (second stop here) for this season’s 2017 cyclocross Cannonade SuperX cyclocross vessel using the brilliant Gevenalle CX 1x cyclocross shifter, BURD derailler & HOUP cassette spacer  right here in the Swamp Furnace, deep in the armpit of Florida.

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Wolf Tooth Gnar Wolf chain guide, Drop Stop 1X chainwheel & bling for cyclocross vessel build-up 

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Our second stop (first stop here) for this season’s 2017 cyclocross Cannonade SuperX cyclocross vessel using the brilliant Wolf Tooth Drop Stop 1X chainring, Gnar Wolf chain guide and a lil’ bling, including anodized chainwheel bolts, stem spacers and ultra lightweight topcap with built in spacers.

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